Hilarious Reactions People Have
When They Try a Bidet
Parnak Dave
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8th March 2025
Some people just can’t stop laughing. The sensation is new, different, and frankly, a little ticklish. It starts with a chuckle and escalates into uncontrollable giggles as they realize how good it actually feels.
"AHH! It's ALIVE!"
is a common first reaction. The unexpected burst of water catches many off guard, leading to a mix of laughter, confusion, and mild panic. But once the shock subsides, they’re hooked.
The moment realization dawns, their life officially splits into two parts: Before Supaloo and After Supaloo. “I’ve been living in the dark for years!” they exclaim, already planning to convert all their friends.
Five minutes after their first experience, they’re already texting their group chats. “You NEED to try this. Trust me.” They won’t rest until everyone they know has joined the Supaloo revolution.
Pure bliss. Eyes closed, deep sigh, possibly some meditative humming. This person immediately enters a state of relaxation and enlightenment, as if they’ve discovered the secret to true happiness.
Not everyone trusts it at first. They lean in, poke at the nozzle, maybe even give the bidet a test run before actually sitting down. Once they’re convinced it won’t attack, they cautiously proceed—only to end up loving it.
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